dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

(via f4ncy-cat)

gif:

i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored

(via u-n-d-0-n-e)

acid-dreamer:

literally the greatest moment ever

acid-dreamer:

literally the greatest moment ever

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

(via got-you-hanging-on)

Things you can do to be happier:

  • Go to bed earlier
  • Finish things ahead of time
  • Eat whole-food
  • Exercise
  • Be present
  • Organize
  • Listen to music
  • Think positively
  • Drink lots of water
  • Journal
  • Read
  • Be productive
  • Eat fresh fruit
  • Breathe deeply
  • Go for a bike ride

(via u-n-d-0-n-e)

insertfandomreference:

wow what the actual fuck neopets

(via u-n-d-0-n-e)

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

(via vi4br00k3)

Lana Del Ray and Coldplay.

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